Reviews of Cathouse (Night Club)

media man

Hotter servers and lazy dancers. Met 4 girls, three were servers and the other had attitude. Left in less than 15 mins.

JCC INSTALLS

Great prices, good entertainment!!

Brennan D

Great food, super nice employees, constantly fantastic atmosphere. They charge fair pricing and the food quality is fantastic. 5 stars.

D.A.J.

Good fun God beer.

mirza muhammad

I took my family here thinking it was a steak house.. although it wasn't as I expected it was really very exciting. The women there were VERY KIND they played with my children(Age 18 and 19) taken them to a VIP playroom. The drinks they had provided and finger food they had made my day. Mashallah I def recommend to all my brother and sisters to come here. It is. just like a club back home! best!!!

Adam Freund

Staff and dancers were great. Mens room only had one soap dispenser which was empty.

T A

Our service was really good, the woman who gave the private show for us was great. This bar was FILTHY. You would think that in between shutdowns, they would have their bar cleaned up and sanitized, especially the washrooms. For the lack of cleanliness here, I would probably take my business somewhere else next time.

Jack B

Kat, Angel, and Lola were amazing! Looking forward to coming back and enjoying the good service, amazing ladies, and fantastic gogos! Different dancers, shapes, and types for all your needs. And a pretty a-ok selection of beers to.

William Lauzon

Great place for a guys night, small menu decent food.

Jesse-James Finnman

Waitress was rude, they got rid of the kitchen apparently and now only serve cold pizza. Billy (waitress) ended our night and was super nice though

Chaarli Fritsch

Theyve made some great changes. They’ve brought back the gogo dancers, fun outgoing girls. The main stage dancers are young and hot, put on a killer show. Hot servers. Great team all together. Check it out

Paul Derbyshire

I had visited this club previously 3 years ago. Wasn't impressed then. Even less impressed today. I travel across Canada a lot for business and visit many clubs. Slow waitresses/service. After ordering a second drink for example the waitress took 15 min to get it to me. Low # of dancers. Did not enjoy that last dance/song is a try to win a prize. Decor/atmosphere = 2/5 service =2/5 price =3/5 Dancer to client ratio =1/5 Dancer Quality =4/5 Music = 4/5 DJ/announcer = 3/5 overall, repeat = no.

jim lahey

The dancers were amazing and very talented but the DJ killed the entire vibe! He was awful!!! He kept forgetting dancers names and slurring his speech and just generally sounded so out of it and didn’t want to be there, they should definitely replace him, otherwise it would be an amazing place.

Liam Thomas

Decided to head down after a Flames game, we got free cover for wearing our Jersey or ticket stub. If we had known, we would have been going long before.

Jenn Partington

The girls are horrible. Threatened me when they didn't get 10$ for a magnets. Waste of money and time

Burhan Bozkurt

Shutdown place?!!!

Nathaniel Redekop

Very nice ladies. All personable and SEXYYYY. Cheap drinks and good music. Wonderful wall decor.

Nibba Him

Do not waste you money at this place beer and having a chat with the guys here not a bad idea but do not throw money You will see why

Steve F

My wife and I went out to play some pool and have a few drinks last Friday. It's no wonder the place is empty on a Friday night! They served my wife a Paralyzer in a plastic cup. Not to mention it tasted nothing like a Paralyzer! The drink was disgusting! The dancers were good, but with no audience for them to dance for, it's pretty hard for them to get into their show! This place will continue to be empty until they learn how to make drinks. Our server was excellent and attentive, but that's not enough to bring us back. Sadly, the other 2 clubs in town are too far away, so I guess we just don't go to strip clubs in Calgary. Watch out for the plastic cups if you plan on ordering a cocktail! :)

Levi Wallace

Great vibe. Like your in an old Western saloon strip club lol.

Taylor Meow

I love coming with my girlfriends to see all the gorgeous ladies on stage! That 2 storey tall pole is INSANE, and it’s a rush watching the girls do tricks at the top! The servers and bartenders are friendly and bring your drinks quickly. There’s beautiful gogos everywhere and they are SO fun and energetic! Everyone is so talented and it’s been a fantastic night every time I’ve come out! I can’t wait until next time!!! I highly recommend this stripclub, they even have pool tables!

Jeb Louis

Dancers are Fat, waitresses are lazy and pushy, drinks are over priced and for some reason there's always Cops there, not to arrest anyone, but just to hang out, close this dump already

Stefan Schmidt

Best god damn pizza in town, never mind the gorgeous scenery!

Jarvis Dupont

Decent place for a beer the view is good lol

Jake Johnson

I love this place, I go occasionally and I always enjoy myself. The girls are so beautiful and talented! I love the whole vibe, all the girls are so friendly.

Nolan Lewis

This club is fantastic, from the moment you walk up to the front door and throughout the entire night everyone is friendly. The girls are beautiful, and the drinks are reasonably priced.

Alexis Jackson

This is such a high energetic place! The dancers & gogos are super nice and so entertaining. The staff over all is great and very awesome music of different styles!

Strip Club Reviews

Staff is friendly, go-go dancers are hot, the private dances are your typical Alberta hover dances and not worth your money.

Tara Sidoruk

My fave place for the stage and dancers. Very talented and friendly! The service unfortunately has been lacking every time we go. Very slow and inconsistent. Unfortunately, you can't go to the bar and get your own drinks so you have no choice but to wait. The drinks are also heavily iced or watered down. Disappointing every time in that regard.

SuperDaddyBigDog

(Translated) Oooh, that ass ...! (Original) Oooh, dat ass...!

Cheyanne Wicks

Place was awesome back in the day. Now it stinks like an old garage and is dead, drinks are horrid.

Brent Davis

The music the beautiful ladies

Nelson Azumah

The waitress were good and friendly and the ladies (dancers) were amazing. I will love to go back again

Vincent Robinson

The dancers were amazing. I went to this club with a few friends, and we had a blast. Bottle service at our table was first class, the hosts and bouncers were very friendly.

Dane Bruce

This place sure has gone down hill. Dive strip bar. Bathrooms are old and gross. Talent on stage is sub par. I prefer other options in the city.

Michael T Lerner

Same girls over and over again from past decade + years, seriously FM needs to clean the slate clean with their dancers and get new ones, hopefully in better shape

Andy Techmanski

Sucks. Girls only interested in $

Jack Kennedy

I've been coming here for years. Time to leave 5 stars. Great place!

josey wales

I walked in about 7:00pm and the place was hoppin. I found a nice spot next to the stage where I could get a good view of those amazing cha-cha’s and hoo-haw’s those girls were flaunting around that night. A few dollars, and a few drinks later, I was approached by a good lookin broad who asked me if I wanted a “private dance”. She told me she would show me a good time I won’t forget. So I said, “Same to you baby, I just hope you don’t have a nut allergy” and I winked at her. She started laughing pretty hard and began snorting uncontrollably. The two guys to my left and my right looked over and noticed the dancer laughing and snorting, which caused them to start laughing. At this point the four of us were all starting to crackup pretty hard and some tears were starting to shed. Pretty soon everyone began to take notice, from the dancer on stage, the bartender, the bouncers, and even heads were poking out from the “VIP” rooms. Before you know it the whole damn place is cracking up and everyone is in hysterics. The music stopped, and all you could hear were a hundred and something different laughs. The original girl (the snorter) had pee dripping down her legs, one of the bouncers was on his hands and knees, the girl on stage was sitting and hanging on to the pole just to stay up. This is where it got weird… After about 5 minutes of this, you could see the insanity set in. By the looks in everyone’s eyes, I could tell they wanted to stop but just couldn’t… except for me. I wasn’t laughing anymore, and it started to feel like a nightmare. I stood from my seat and looked around at all the casualties. Not a dry eye, or even pair of pants for that matter. One man looked me in the eyes and pushed through his laughter just to shout’ “WHY?” Another voice from across the room shouted, “PLEASE, PLEASE, SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP”. The first girl fainted, but continued to snort while unconscious. I began to feel dizzy. A man stumbled outside, then quickly returning with a pistol. He stumbled towards the stage, knocking over chairs and tables, while his gun flailed around at his side. He rolled himself on to the stage with a maniacal laugh. He used the pole to pull himself to his feet, where the dancer on stage was now lying on her back, seizing. The man kept laughing harder, and harder, slowly raising the pistol to his head. He said in a laughter, “God help us”… BANG! I shouted, “Someone call 911!” which made the crowd start laughing harder. The bartender grabbed a phone and dialed, but started to laugh at the operator, unable to speak. I knew I had to get out. Still dizzy and in a haze, I began to head for the door, stepping over bodies and shoving people out of my way. Once outside the door I could still hear the laughter and I knew I had to walk away and as far as possible. I heard sirens making their way towards the club. I made it about two streets or so before fainting. I woke up about 30 minutes later in a front yard somewhere, and called an Uber back to my place. I treid to shake it off, and knew it would be a night I would never forget. Gave it 4 stars because one of my drinks was a little weak for the price… Worth checking out.

Jack Kane

Went there tonight and the place was dead however Boston gave me something to look forward to by chatting with me and keeping me company. Overall the place is ok, and its worth at least a visit.

Auston Preece

didn't get to enjoy myself cuz i bust a nut as soon as i walked in that damn diddly door :(

Garey Kirkland

This place is incredible...I wish my wife could dance like these girls!

Brianna McKenzie

TyRone was so helpful and informative, best customer service I've ever had, very caring and kind. 10/10 would recommend

rayden nash

Should be open for lunch now not later